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Ryuzaki
Late Late Night Douche
Posts : 1987
Join date : 2013-12-08
 | | Subject: Re: A Hyperbolic Picnic Fri Jan 31, 2014 8:39 pm | |
| Rick shrieked in the background.
Ryuzaki heard a shrieking far away, "Seriously. Whst the he--- let's go. Yeah." | |
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Cyril
High-Functioning Sociopath
Posts : 4050
Join date : 2013-07-17
Age : 26
Location : Places
| | Subject: Re: A Hyperbolic Picnic Fri Jan 31, 2014 8:42 pm | |
| Emily took off at a sprint, "Do you think maybe it's Mr. Popo again" she asked fearfully. | |
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Ryuzaki
Late Late Night Douche
Posts : 1987
Join date : 2013-12-08
| | Subject: Re: A Hyperbolic Picnic Fri Jan 31, 2014 9:02 pm | |
| Ryuzaki shook his head. "Nah. Probably not. He'd just try and... violate us." | |
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Cyril
High-Functioning Sociopath
Posts : 4050
Join date : 2013-07-17
Age : 26
Location : Places
| | Subject: Re: A Hyperbolic Picnic Fri Jan 31, 2014 9:06 pm | |
| "I would think he would terrorize us or something and then go violate Cyril. He seemed to have a thing for Cyril."
Off in the distance one could hear Cyril scream like a little boy. A force pushed through the jungle like a tremendous wind as he powered up instinctively to try and escape Mr. Popo. | |
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Ryuzaki
Late Late Night Douche
Posts : 1987
Join date : 2013-12-08
| | Subject: Re: A Hyperbolic Picnic Fri Jan 31, 2014 9:08 pm | |
| Two shadows went past Emily and Ryuzaki and barreled towards Cyril. | |
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Cyril
High-Functioning Sociopath
Posts : 4050
Join date : 2013-07-17
Age : 26
Location : Places
| | Subject: Re: A Hyperbolic Picnic Fri Jan 31, 2014 9:11 pm | |
| "SHIT!" Cyril burst into Emily and Ryuzaki's sight. He was running pretty fast, "RUN AND DON'T LOOK BEHIND YOU!" He shouted and as he ran by he grabbed both of them and forced the two to run with him. | |
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Ryuzaki
Late Late Night Douche
Posts : 1987
Join date : 2013-12-08
| | Subject: Re: A Hyperbolic Picnic Fri Jan 31, 2014 9:14 pm | |
| Three... no, four. Four shadows chased our trio towards the base camp. They were running out of Jungle. | |
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Cyril
High-Functioning Sociopath
Posts : 4050
Join date : 2013-07-17
Age : 26
Location : Places
| | Subject: Re: A Hyperbolic Picnic Fri Jan 31, 2014 9:19 pm | |
| "What's chasing us, Cyril?" Emily shouted.
"Mr. Popo and some godforsaken devils, I don't know what they are!" | |
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Ryuzaki
Late Late Night Douche
Posts : 1987
Join date : 2013-12-08
| | Subject: Re: A Hyperbolic Picnic Fri Jan 31, 2014 9:22 pm | |
| Artik ran faster. Auron and Stanial in a Rick suit ran even faster. "Fucking Popo!"
Now only one shadow was chasing them now. | |
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Cyril
High-Functioning Sociopath
Posts : 4050
Join date : 2013-07-17
Age : 26
Location : Places
| | Subject: Re: A Hyperbolic Picnic Fri Jan 31, 2014 9:32 pm | |
| Cyril caught up to Artik and dragged his two wards with him. He sneaked a glimpse behind him, "Where are the other 3 or 4?!" | |
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Ryuzaki
Late Late Night Douche
Posts : 1987
Join date : 2013-12-08
| | Subject: Re: A Hyperbolic Picnic Fri Jan 31, 2014 9:40 pm | |
| Rick counted them off, "Popo, Artik, Stan/Auron, and... who's the fourth?" A great shrieking answered that. It was a two-headed beast; Nixon and Astley combined and joined Popo's pursuit of the others. | |
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Cyril
High-Functioning Sociopath
Posts : 4050
Join date : 2013-07-17
Age : 26
Location : Places
| | Subject: Re: A Hyperbolic Picnic Fri Jan 31, 2014 9:46 pm | |
| Cyril inhaled abruptly and wasted no time running through the dense jungle. "Fuck this shit." He grabbed Emily and Rick and with a mighty beat of his wings launched into the air. He let them go but kept a grip on their hands so they wouldn't fall behind. Cyril let go of Emily's hand for a moment and raised his finger to the sky. A small, crackling ball of electric, white ki danced on his finger tip. Cyril let it go into the air and moments later huge pillars of white ki came down towards the enemies. He hoped like hell that slowed them down. | |
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Ryuzaki
Late Late Night Douche
Posts : 1987
Join date : 2013-12-08
| | Subject: Re: A Hyperbolic Picnic Fri Jan 31, 2014 9:54 pm | |
| It hadn't. They were nearing the door now, except...
Rick gulped, "Where the hell's the door?!"
PoNiLy laughed maniacally as it detatched and cornered our heroes.
Fine. And heroine. | |
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Cyril
High-Functioning Sociopath
Posts : 4050
Join date : 2013-07-17
Age : 26
Location : Places
| | Subject: Re: A Hyperbolic Picnic Fri Jan 31, 2014 10:05 pm | |
| Cyril pushed Artik to the front of the group. "He's dead anyway," he muttered to everyone else after making sure Artik couldn't hear him. | |
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Ryuzaki
Late Late Night Douche
Posts : 1987
Join date : 2013-12-08
| | Subject: Re: A Hyperbolic Picnic Fri Jan 31, 2014 10:15 pm | |
| As if threatening Cyril, the universe began creaking. Artik blinked, about to die. Cracks appeared.
Rick didn't think this was a good idea.
Auron didn't care.
Stan lacked genitals. | |
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Cyril
High-Functioning Sociopath
Posts : 4050
Join date : 2013-07-17
Age : 26
Location : Places
| | Subject: Re: A Hyperbolic Picnic Fri Jan 31, 2014 10:21 pm | |
| Cyril was conscious of the fact that the universe sounded like it was threatening him.
Emily was also conscious of the fact the universe had a thing against Cyril.
Cyril found himself hoping Mr. Popo didn't sexually violate him. | |
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Ryuzaki
Late Late Night Douche
Posts : 1987
Join date : 2013-12-08
| | Subject: Re: A Hyperbolic Picnic Fri Jan 31, 2014 10:39 pm | |
| Artik noticed the cracks. He blinked at it, getting an idea. He punched the crack, and a giant chunk of dimension fell of like a shattered window. Artik led everyone through and they were home.
Because this went on far too long.
Cyril- 650kPL, 325kZ
Emily and Rick- 10,000PL, 5,000Z
Auron and Stan- 5,000PL, 2,500Z | |
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