A Hyperbolic Picnic

Rick added, "And the woman lost in the TARDIS."

"Oh yeah her, but is she really dead?" Cyril wondered, "I mean, she hasn't been in there long enough to die of old age or anything."

Emily shifted uncomfortably.

Rick shrugged, "So what now?"

Cyril checked his pocket watch and shrugged. "I don't know. We still have a bit of time left though. You guys wanna both attack me and try to land an attack?"

Rick considered this, "Nah," he said, appearing behind Cyril and attempting to blast him with ki.

Hp 6250
Ki 10,000- 5,000= 5,000
St 10,000
Sp 4,500

Cyril saw Ryuzaki's motive in his eyes and leaped out of the way. "You'll have to do better than that!" he chimed.

Emily aimed a ball of ki right at where Cyril landed when he had leapt from Ryuzaki's attack.

Rick thought it useless to keep track of his energy usage and just started attacking Cyril with ball after ball of ki.

Cyril deftly dodged both attacks and disappeared.

A moment later, Emily saw that there were two unconscious Artiks with matching ki signatures. "Er, Rick? There are two Artiks. I can't tell the difference."

Rick was about make his pick when Auron dove at the one on the left, mauling him. Rick blinked and joined in. "Emily, get the other one!" Stan began attacking the Artik on the right.

Emily began tearing into the Artik on the right.

Cyril popped up behind them all and looked confused. "Where... why are there two Artiks? And why are you beating them up?"

Auron turned to Cyril and dropped his father's now-severed arm from his mouth. "Err. An opportunity presented itself," he explained.The two turned to one, and he had the righ amount of limbs. Auron kept the extra as a trophy.

Rick blinked at the child, "You've got issues, kid."

"Look who raised me."

Artik snored.

"Rise above it, tiny Auron." said Cyril solemnly.

Emily took a moment to process that this kid had just bitten off his father's arm.

Rick blinked, "Remind me not to have children."

"I can castrate you if you want?" Cyril offered.

Rick hid behind Emily. "No thank you."

"Alright if you're sure!" Cyril said. "I'd be happy to, really."

Emily stepped out of that way, still wanting to at least have a choice in having children.

Rick sighed, "You're talents are wasted as the universe's defenddr. You should host the Price Is Right."

Stan blinked, "If you take anyone's genitals...."

"You're absolutely right, Rick. I should be the host!"

Emily looked confused.

Rick looked at the confused look. "Cause... spay and/or neuter...?"

"What?" Emily said blankly. Being from Uberia, she never watched Earth broadcasting.

Rick realized this, "Nevermind," he said, dismissing it with a wave of his hands.

"Oh."

Cyril whistled aimlessly.

Everyone began whistling.

Emily joined in.

Pretty soon the whistling chorus from "Always Look on the Bright Side to Life" emerged from the whistling.

Popo joined in.