Penny Lane (Continued, Continued, Continued)

The ship stopped rattling and the doors slip open to reveal a planet made completely of a white crystal. "Welcome to Perlocia!" Cyril proclaimed. He kicked Ryuzaki awake and said it again.

Riza still held his foot on the human's head. "Can we keep him like this? I rather like it. He makes a nice footrest."

Ryuzaki jumped awake, scuttling away from Riza. "G-git bayack!"

"Don't torture the kid, he's here for magic and adventure," Cyril removed a handful of confetti from his coat pocket and threw it into the air when he said 'magic and adventure.'
"Now, c'mon guys!" Cyril bounded out of the space ship like an excited puppy.

Riza walked over to the cowering human. "I would catch up to him quickly if I were you. I'll give you a three second head start." Riza held up a finger. "1..."

Ryuzaki gulped and chased after Cyril, "This is worse then when I went to the Disney Isles, or whatever the hell us Brits have!"

"Ignore the man who is a million times stronger than you and threatening you." Cyril said casually. "Because there is a man who is billions of times stronger than you and telling you to enjoy yourself!" Cyril laughed.
Rising towers of an opaque white crystal rose above them. No one was here. "No one lives here anymore, except a few aggressive, giant centipeedles." Cyril explained, "Which are like this cross between ceentipedes and beetles. Creepy as fuck man. But there aren't many of those anymore either!"

Riza ripped apart the centibeatle head with his teeth. E swallowed the chunk in his mouth before speaking again. "They are delicious. And I wasnt threatening his life. It wouldn't be in to kill him."

Ryuzaki blinked, "En-endangered!"

"You or the centipeedles? Cause they're not endangered, you see, they live on tons of other planets." Cyril said matter-of-factly. "Er... not to say you're endangered." He hastened to add. Cyril took Ryuzaki by the shoulder and began leading him out of the ruins. "You'll love this, they have a huuuuge lava-fall that lights the surrounding rock formation like a sunset!"

Riza got bored of playing with centibeatles and followed

Ryuzaki gulped again.

"No, no, this'll be good I promise." Cyril lightly punched Ryuzaki on the shoulder. "Absolutely gorgeous I promise. You seem like a man who appreciates the small things in life, things like lava flowing over a crystal rock formation and making everything shine like a fire consuming the earth. Right?" He looked a Riza, "I'm sure you'd enjoy it if you weren't corrupted by..." he waved his hand at Riza, "Whatever emotion got you into that state."

Riza tilted his head. "Corrupted? Shows how much you know." Riza exited his super Saiyan form and still had the same aura around him. Suddenly ther was a buzzing sound and Riza pulled out his phone. He listened for a moment before grinning. "Keep me informed."

Ryuzaki flew backwards from the punch. "Christ! Hey, buddy," he glared at Cyril, "I happen to like the earth. You can't just say things like that!"

"I didn't mean it literally, I meant it poetically. It's not like I don't like it, I AM the President." They arrived at the lavflow.
A tall crystal cliff rose above them and lava flowed slowly downwards. The crystals reflected the dull light of the lava and gave everything a red tint. Strange inorganic rocks in the vague form of plants curled around and about the flow of lava.

Riza nodded. " the president who was not elected but given the position by someone from another planet."

Ryuzaki blinked, "President?" He whistled sharply when he saw the thing and stuff. "Neat!"

"Hey! Thanks to me Earth is no longer completely pathetic and has made itself a great inter-galactic trading figure." Cyril justified his not-entirely democratic election.
Cyril patted Ryuzaki on the back, "The entire universe if filled with beautiful places like this!"

Riza looked at the Seraph. "Thanks to you if there has to be a choice between earth and heaven we are screwed."

Ryuzaki blinked, "But Earth has protectors! I read about them! Don't tell me you two are the only ones!"

"If we do our jobs then there wont be any sort of choice like that." Cyril snapped. "And no, there are others."

Riza laughed. "Yes, and considering both the third and sixth strongest both belong to me, the second. Earth is pretty much screwed if I dont get involved."

Ryuzaki nodded, still a bit confounded by all this. "What now?"

"Earth isn't screwed." Cyril said firmly. Cyril shrugged, "Any requests? Besides Earth?"