Penny Lane

Cyril looked frustrated, "That is so not fair!" he hissed.

Artik blinked, "A fair? Where?"

"What about a fair?" Cyril looked at Artik blankly.

Artik shrugged. "I better get going, Cyril. Goodbye, stranger. I'll see you for Christmas, Cyril."

"Bye Artik."

Ryuzaki took out a scrap of paper, " 'Make sure to take a Mr. Hideki Ryuzaki with you to Trenzalore. The one not speaking. The one on Earth. It's the only way to make sense out of this. Once you extract him, drop him off on Trenzalore, 25th December, 575AZ, 11:59AM. When you get the invitation, go back to Trenzalore, making sure to arrive at 12:01PM. In the time between dropping him off and waiting for the invitation, please take the Ryuzaki speaking on a nice journey through the stars. Don't let him say otherwise.'" He blinked, "How does a dying man write so much? Anyway, I'd REALLY just like to go back to Earth."

Cyril snatched the paper away from Ryuzaki and read the paper over. He sighed exasperatedly. He was in the middle of something! "Well Mr. Ryuzaki, I have a few errands to run. If you help I'll take you there."

The TARDIS spat out a paper that landed in Cyril's hand, 'Don't take him to Earth. Too sheltered.'

"Alrightie."

Cyril hissed at the TARDIS that he knew what he was doing, unabashed by the fact that some random person he had just met was looking. "Alright, first things first." Cyril bitch slapped Ryuzaki.

Ryuzaki hissed, "The hell, man? I didn't ASK to be involved!"

Riza chuckled at Cyril. "You never cease to amuse me Seraph." He clappe his hands together. His golden hair and bright blue eyes giving off a sense of malice.

"Hello Riza, and thanks I guess." said Cyril, who strove to be amusing. "You can help me pass out fliers as well if you wish." Cyril grabbed Ryuzaki's and Riza's hands and IT'd them into the capital of Heaven. He apologized to Ry for slapping him, "I had to." He explained, "It was the only way for you to understand the language that is spoken here."

Ryuzaki blinked. "What happened to sticking a fish in my ear?" He looked around, amazed. "Is... that a Denny's?" he pointed at the Space Denny's. "And a Sonic's?" he pointed at a Spacey's.

"Space Denny's and Spacey's." Cyril corrected him. "And Riza," Cyril turned to him with a hard glint in his eye, "don't do anything you will regret for the rest of your life." After a brief pause he smiled brightly again. "Excellent! Now then," Cyril gave Ryuzaki some fliers to hand out and tape. "Hand those out and tape them to buildings." Cyril tentatively gave them to Riza too, "If you would?"

Riza held up his finger. "If you want the ear worm I will happily oblige." A small tendril of hardened light appeared from his finger and entered Ryuzaki's brain. It wasn't just for amusement. He used the tendril scanned his mind. "Interesting." Riza removed the tendril and it dissappeared.

Ryuzaki fainted, the fliers blowing across the city. It was actually really effective.

Cyril sighed. "Good enough." He picked up Ryuzaki and slung him across his right shoulder. "I probably would have needed to knock him unconscious anyway." He whistled and his space ship engulfed the trio. "To Earth!"

Riza suddenly had a strange black sack over his shoulder.

Ryuzaki dreamt of his old life.