Passing the Time

"It's a good look," Cyril told him.

Flashback of Sarah saying Emily needed a therapist and Cyril agreeing. "I don't have issues!" Emily squeaked and then got flustered because warriors don't squeak damn it.

Akira came over and started stretching Riza's ears. He began purring. He suddenly jumped back. "D-don't do that!" He said, actually blushing.

Amaterasu shook her head. "Emily...we should area professional."

Cyril paused and then doubled over in laughter. He tried for about a solid minute to stop laughing hard enough so he could make a cat joke. No dice.

"I don't have any problems!" Emily insisted. "Do I Cyril?"

Cyril only continued giggling to himself.

Riza growled. "Shut up!"

Akira giggled. "That's adorable!!!"

Amaterasu looked sad. "Emily you have to get past your denial."

Cyril tried so very hard not to laugh anymore. "You just blushed!"

"I'm not in denial!" Emily sobbed at the paradoxical nature of the sentence.

Riza gingerly rubbed his ears. "Hey! .....they're sensitive...."
Akira giggled. "Your so cute as a neko."

Amaterasu hugged Emily. "Shhh...I'm here to help. We will take you to get the help you need."

Cyril inhaled at the sudden realization, "You ARE a neko! Oh my god!" Cyril snapped a picture for possible blackmail later. "Oh this is gold."

"I-I d-don't need any help," Emily just gave up and went limp in Ama's embrace.

Riza shrugged. "I look damn got like this."

Akira studied him. "Your body type does make it work."

Amaterasu stroked Emily's hair softly. "I still care about you, even if you are crazy."

"Maybe since you're cuter the universe will restore your body." Cyril said, "You'd be surprised what a change of appearance will save you from. Fire? Not a problem. Lost an ally to a parasite? Got that covered. Swallowed by a time vortex? You'll pop out smelling like roses."

"I think you enjoy frazzling me," Emily mumbled into Amaterasu's shoulder.

"If that's a sec thing then sure, otherwise I don't know what I means." Said Ama

Akira smirked and began petting Riza.

He sighed and gave into it. "God damnit..."

Cyril began laughing again.

"It means- ugh. You're totally doing this on purpose."

Riza was getting more and more irritated.

Amaterasu shook he head. "Don't know what you mean."

Cyril eventually composed himself. "You have no idea how hard I'm trying not to sing soft kitty, warm kitty."

Emily moaned into Ama's shoulder. Just for kicks and giggles, the narrator adds this was not the first time this has happened.

Riza suddenly went up to Cyril and rubbed a claw down his chest. "A very very soft kitty." He purred.

Amaterasu carried Emily somewhere else.

Cyril could play this game too- and win damn it. Cyril reached up played with Riza's ear, "Purr, purr, purr."

"We're not going to the therapist are we?" Emily sighed.

As was said before the ears were a "sensitive" spot. He pressed up against Cyril and a hand slowly made it way down to Cyril's rear.

Amaterasu smiled. "I'm taking you to see the love doctor." Smooth as silk

"FUCK, I GIVE UP YOU WIN," Cyril practically leapt out of his chair. "I'm so telling El you made a move on me though. No wait. I'm not sure how that'd go over for me..."


Emily began laughing hysterically, "That was the corniest thing I have ever heard."

Riza crawled after Cyril on all fours. "Awww...don't you want to play?"

Amaterasu growled. "Like you could do better."

"Akira! Control you father!"

"No, that was perfect usage but," Emily spluttered with laughter anyway and didn't finish the sentence.

Akira whispered to him. "I think this is that species mating season...and he is sorta frozen as he is right? So he is gonna be like this until he gets back to normal."

Riza batted at Cyril's arm while purring.

Amaterasu shut Emily up with a kiss.

Cyril's arm swung limply, "What am I going to tell the wife? I can't bring home another sexual stray!" Cyril clicked a photo of Riza in the position. Some day these photos would pay off.


"Well what do you think, doctor, can you help me?" Emily looked up at Ama with wide eyes.

Riza pounce on Cyril and pinned him to the ground. ((Precision strike)) 

Amaterasu studied her. "I will have to do a full examination."

Akira wondered why a whole section of the woods went pixilated. The future was weird

"Fuck naw," Cyril shoved Riza off him. "No! No!! You're NOT going to sexually harass me! Bad cat! I'm going to call the wives!" Cyril threatened.

For at least a month the local child population would be convinced those woods were haunted because of all the screaming coming from them. The pixelation didn't help either.

Akira rewound time so Riza was on top of Cyril again

Riza purred

"Damnit!" Cyril pushed Riza off again. "Young lady I will call your new step-mother!"