Earth: A Traveler's Guide.

Welcome to Earth traveler or returning native!

Mostly harmless, Earth is a pretty planet. As long as you don't mind the humans and kind of hostile, but slowly dying off, animal life. Earth is a spreading metropolis of large towers that break a ridiculous amount of building codes, native and alien life alike, and a disproportionate amount of fighting despite the human's protestations that they are peaceful. The atmosphere is breathable to most alien life forms being a nice mixture of oxygen and nitrogen.
Of course since the Z Fighters died off a long, long time ago it's pretty much defenseless.

The President is currently: Amaterasu