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Lily Padawan
Posts : 178 Join date : 2014-05-03
| Subject: New Earth Sun May 04, 2014 3:34 pm | |
| Lily grabbed her husband's hand and led him out of the ship. | |
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Cyril High-Functioning Sociopath
Posts : 4050 Join date : 2013-07-17 Age : 26 Location : Places
| Subject: Re: New Earth Sun May 04, 2014 3:40 pm | |
| Cyril stumbled out of the ship with Lily, "Earth, eh? A good place to start." | |
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Lily Padawan
Posts : 178 Join date : 2014-05-03
| Subject: Re: New Earth Sun May 04, 2014 3:50 pm | |
| Lily sighed contently, "What's that smell? It's great!" | |
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Cyril High-Functioning Sociopath
Posts : 4050 Join date : 2013-07-17 Age : 26 Location : Places
| Subject: Re: New Earth Sun May 04, 2014 3:54 pm | |
| "Pollution?" Cyril ventured before taking a sniff. "Oh no, smells like apples. We're in an orchard of apples." Cyril said as he looked around. No, he resolved to himself, this was NOT a doctor who episode. | |
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Lily Padawan
Posts : 178 Join date : 2014-05-03
| Subject: Re: New Earth Sun May 04, 2014 5:36 pm | |
| Lily laugbed, "Can I just say, dying, I hated it. Is that a hospital? N-nope. That's a crackden. Yay!" | |
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Cyril High-Functioning Sociopath
Posts : 4050 Join date : 2013-07-17 Age : 26 Location : Places
| Subject: Re: New Earth Sun May 04, 2014 5:49 pm | |
| "Dying is never pleasant," Cyril agreed, taking an apple from the tree and eating it. "So, choose a direction." | |
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Lily Padawan
Posts : 178 Join date : 2014-05-03
| Subject: Re: New Earth Sun May 04, 2014 5:55 pm | |
| Lily was about to steal the apple when she remembered the movie she had watched humans watch from the death dimension, "Vegas baby," she said in an Austin Powers' inpression. | |
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Cyril High-Functioning Sociopath
Posts : 4050 Join date : 2013-07-17 Age : 26 Location : Places
| Subject: Re: New Earth Sun May 04, 2014 5:57 pm | |
| "How do yo- never mind." Cyril spun around and got his bearings. "That way? Yeah, that way." Cyril touched Lily and transported them to the middle of a nuclear weapons testing grounds. "Woops, overshot it a bit." He teleported them again and they were in Vegas. Baby. | |
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Lily Padawan
Posts : 178 Join date : 2014-05-03
| Subject: Re: New Earth Sun May 04, 2014 6:06 pm | |
| Lily grinned, "So what is Vegas, baby?" | |
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Cyril High-Functioning Sociopath
Posts : 4050 Join date : 2013-07-17 Age : 26 Location : Places
| Subject: Re: New Earth Sun May 04, 2014 6:16 pm | |
| "Cesspool of crime and gambling and flagrant coquetry," Cyril answered, looking around at all the lights. "It gets much worse at night. How did you even know about this place?" | |
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Lily Padawan
Posts : 178 Join date : 2014-05-03
| Subject: Re: New Earth Sun May 04, 2014 6:32 pm | |
| "Movies," she said, turning day to night immediately. "When does it get more fun? It's night!" The neon lights flickered on as the various staff of the business realized that it was suddenly night. Immediately, hustlers and pimps and hoes and ravenous priests spilled out into the streets. | |
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Cyril High-Functioning Sociopath
Posts : 4050 Join date : 2013-07-17 Age : 26 Location : Places
| Subject: Re: New Earth Sun May 04, 2014 6:39 pm | |
| "Movies?" Cyril echoed. Had she not only been here for, like, a day? A group of excited, topless women drove by, holding soft drinks in the and shrieking in excitement. "Right about now I suppose." | |
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Lily Padawan
Posts : 178 Join date : 2014-05-03
| Subject: Re: New Earth Sun May 04, 2014 6:43 pm | |
| "I feel the need to tell those young women they don't need to objectify themselves." She chased after them. "I WANT TO HELP YOU FEEL EMPOWERED THROUGH ANOTHER OUTLET." | |
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Cyril High-Functioning Sociopath
Posts : 4050 Join date : 2013-07-17 Age : 26 Location : Places
| Subject: Re: New Earth Sun May 04, 2014 6:45 pm | |
| "Shuddup ya new age hippie!" Some guy who was thoroughly enjoying these women shouted at Lily.
"Oh boy..." Cyril muttered. | |
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Lily Padawan
Posts : 178 Join date : 2014-05-03
| Subject: Re: New Earth Sun May 04, 2014 7:21 pm | |
| "How dare you," she said, primed to slap the pervert | |
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Cyril High-Functioning Sociopath
Posts : 4050 Join date : 2013-07-17 Age : 26 Location : Places
| Subject: Re: New Earth Sun May 04, 2014 7:25 pm | |
| "Get over it!" The man just walked away to go partake in some Las Vegas behavior. Probably getting married to someone via Elvis impersonator. That's what happens in Vegas, right? | |
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Lily Padawan
Posts : 178 Join date : 2014-05-03
| Subject: Re: New Earth Sun May 04, 2014 8:07 pm | |
| Lily felt dirty just walking around, "Cyril, how do you know if you got "da herps'?" | |
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Cyril High-Functioning Sociopath
Posts : 4050 Join date : 2013-07-17 Age : 26 Location : Places
| Subject: Re: New Earth Sun May 04, 2014 8:13 pm | |
| "What? I don't... I don't even think we can contract that." Cyril wondered if they could. "Where the hell are you getting all this? You've only been in this universe for like a day." | |
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Lily Padawan
Posts : 178 Join date : 2014-05-03
| Subject: Re: New Earth Sun May 04, 2014 9:40 pm | |
| "I... 'MTV'?" Lily coughed. "Oh, gods. That sounded like AIDS." | |
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Cyril High-Functioning Sociopath
Posts : 4050 Join date : 2013-07-17 Age : 26 Location : Places
| Subject: Re: New Earth Sun May 04, 2014 9:49 pm | |
| "No, dear, you don't-" Cyril started laughing. | |
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Lily Padawan
Posts : 178 Join date : 2014-05-03
| Subject: Re: New Earth Sun May 04, 2014 10:07 pm | |
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Cyril High-Functioning Sociopath
Posts : 4050 Join date : 2013-07-17 Age : 26 Location : Places
| Subject: Re: New Earth Sun May 04, 2014 10:14 pm | |
| "Those are only transmitted sexually Lily," Cyril laughed, 'We can't even get these human diseases to begin with!" | |
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Lily Padawan
Posts : 178 Join date : 2014-05-03
| Subject: Re: New Earth Mon May 05, 2014 7:20 am | |
| "Oh. Gross." She sighed, "Where to next?" | |
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Cyril High-Functioning Sociopath
Posts : 4050 Join date : 2013-07-17 Age : 26 Location : Places
| Subject: Re: New Earth Mon May 05, 2014 5:56 pm | |
| "How do the Himalayas sound? Beautiful mountain range, or so I'm told." Cyril rubbed his chin, "Or New York if we're sticking to the theme of cities." | |
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Lily Padawan
Posts : 178 Join date : 2014-05-03
| Subject: Re: New Earth Mon May 05, 2014 6:03 pm | |
| "Oh, a New York!" She grinned, "We'd better go before it turns into an old York!" | |
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