The Mostly Quiet Dead

Subject: Re: The Mostly Quiet Dead Fri Apr 25, 2014 5:38 pm

"Well I'm not him. I'm not some from some parallel universe!" Cyril Prime protested, "I'm from a different dimension entirely!"

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"Aren't we all," Rick muttered coldly.

Subject: Re: The Mostly Quiet Dead Fri Apr 25, 2014 5:54 pm

"Well I guess that's kind of relative," Cyril Prime said, not catching the hostility.

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Auron coughed.

Subject: Re: The Mostly Quiet Dead Fri Apr 25, 2014 7:45 pm

Prime coughed.

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A bookshelf coughed.

Subject: Re: The Mostly Quiet Dead Fri Apr 25, 2014 7:49 pm

"So are we just going to leave Chaztopia to its fate?" Cyril asked.

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The bookshelf just walked off.

Subject: Re: The Mostly Quiet Dead Fri Apr 25, 2014 7:57 pm

Cyril shot the bookshelf down.

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Rick shrugged. "Nah." He walked out the door, pissed everywhere, dropped a couple of live electrical wires, and got back in. "All fixed."

Subject: Re: The Mostly Quiet Dead Fri Apr 25, 2014 8:19 pm

"Chaztopia or the sentient bookshelf problem?"

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"Chaztopia."

Subject: Re: The Mostly Quiet Dead Fri Apr 25, 2014 8:22 pm

"Okay. I guess since I killed the bookshelf that's fixed too." Cyril shuffled uncomfortably.

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Half the things in the ship leapt out at hearing they'd be fixed.

Subject: Re: The Mostly Quiet Dead Fri Apr 25, 2014 8:34 pm

"FUCKING..." Cyril groaned, "I've an infestation!"

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"Brittaneyey Spearesmint?"

Subject: Re: The Mostly Quiet Dead Fri Apr 25, 2014 8:40 pm

"What?"

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"Crabs," Auron explained.

Subject: Re: The Mostly Quiet Dead Fri Apr 25, 2014 9:07 pm

"What?" Cyril Prime asked.

"Look, are we finished here then?"

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Rick shrugged, "Don't we still have questions for... CoCy-n?"

Subject: Re: The Mostly Quiet Dead Fri Apr 25, 2014 9:12 pm

"Who?" Cyril asked.

"I think he means me." Cyril Prime said.

"Cock-in? What?" Emily laughed.

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Rick laughed, "Are you deaf? It's... like... cosine..."

Subject: Re: The Mostly Quiet Dead Fri Apr 25, 2014 9:19 pm

Emily wasn't listening anymore.

"Well, ask away."

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Rick blinked, "No, I meant... Cyril, you probably wanted to ask yourself something or something."

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((Gonna ask you to pause this for now as we are starting the end))