Give Peace a Chance

Cyril ruffled his hair a bit and put his top hat on his head, slightly askew. He unbuttoned a button or two on his shirt. "Wait- sexy or adorable? There's a difference!"

"Adorable!" Laetus undid his tie and wrapped it around his head, putting on shades.

Cup turned into that one cat from the Internet that does like a jumping jack, but with John Watson's head.

Cyril's smiled shyly and he threw out a peace sign for good measure.

Laetus looked around, "We made it!" He laughed.

Cup was still John Catson, cheering silently.

Tantizaki blinked, "What the hell are.... how did you get to my lai--- OH MY GOD, THAT IS THE CUTEST THING I EVER FUCKING SAW," shrieking in joy at Calicem.

"You two should have a long chat then!" Cyril hoped Cup would pick up the cue and start annoying TantiRick.

Calicem shifted into a mirror image of Cyril, but with a white and green color scheme. He was grinning. "Hello again."

TantiRick stared at OnCyril. "We split from your hive a long time ago. You have no power anymore."

OnCyril nodded, "Oh, it shows! You've evolved magneficently." He pulled his tophat off. "But let's face it, I can still bend your will. Turn the Tantibus under control of the Oneiroi. Oh, the chaos we'd spread."

Cyril glanced at Laetus, "Er..."

Laetus shrugged, "Can I know what the hell is goin on?"

Oneiroi-Cyril laughed deliriously, "I TRICKED YOU FOOLS." He grinned at Cyril, "Ever since our last meeting, I've been hiding out here, where I discovered our interesting eveloutionary descendants!" He kicked Tantizaki, "And now they're part of my hive! There's nothing you can do to stop me!"

Cyril held out his hand and a tiny ball of ki flickered into life. It was immensely concentrated and would wipe the entire continent off the planet. "You sure about that?"

Laetus glared at Cyril, "Oi! Butterfly! My planet! Space Christ, man."

"Would you rather have it sans continent or with a side order of completely taken over population?" Cyril asked, ball of ki wavering in front of him.

Laetus had a better idea. He took out a gun and shot the fake Cyril and Ryuzaki.

Oneiyril blinked, "What? What the actual hell?! NOO!!" He vanished in an explosion of green blood.

As did Ryuzaki.

Laetus blinked. "Weird."

Cyril let the ki drop. An entire continent was just accidentally obliterated. Only kidding.

"Well. That was easier than expected."

Laetus shrugs. "It only makes sense."

"I suppose. We still need to remove all of the others, another leader will emerge soon after this." Cyril said.

Laetus shrugged. "Eh."

END

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