Planet Majin is Still in the Middle of a Civil War

Makoto shook his head. "If I left her home my wife would most likely kill her."

Cyril pretended to understand and nodded.

Emily made a vague gesture, "Onward then?"

Rick produced the Nutopian flag from absolutely nowhere and waved it furiously, "CHAAARRRRGGGEEE."

Te cloaked figure spoke. "I think that giant battleship is looking for you." He pointed to the sky where f of the Enperors ships was floating, with cannons aimed at them.

Cyril raised his hand, ready to throw up a precautionary ki mirror.

Emily got closer to Cyril so she could be under the mirror she suspected he would put up.

Rick gulped, remembering his school lessons.

"Remember," his teacher said, "I'm sleeping with the football team. And, if you're ever being hunted down in space...."

Rick shouted, "QUACK."

The color quickly drained from Zeras' face. "Everyone...Garuda is on that ship.."

"Sarah, get that artifact...." Cyril muttered.

Rick blinked, "Garuda?" He turned to Makoto, "What, the Pokémon?"

Makoto looked at Ryuzaki. "Yes, we are fighting pokemon."

Zeras looked at Cyril. "No we have to run. As in now."

"To where? And what about the artifact!"

Rick lit a fire, "Isn't it good?"

Zeras turned around. "IF WE ALL DIE THEN THE ARTIFACTS SERVE NO POINT! NOW MOVE!"

Cyril whistled and every single one of them was teleported to the other side of the planet. "Here. We got just a minute or two to discuss plans now."

Rick sighed. "Right. So. Plans!"

The one know as Garuda stood behind them. "Plans? Aren't you overestimating the amount of Time you have?"

Emily jumped and scampered behind the group, away from Garuda.

Cyril edged behind Zeras.

Rick edged behind Cyril.

Zeras stepped back. "Shit...."

Makoto walked backwards as well.


Garuda spoke. "So then....which of you wishes to die first?"

"Our cloaked buddy does!" Cyril said nervously. He hoped the cloaked figure turned out to be useful.

Rivk wanted to laugh.

The cloaked figure had vanished.

"I say we should play with the human first. Come here then." Garuda grabbed Ryuzaki and set up an impenetrable barrier that could not be breached by any means, including the TARDIS.

Cyril flung himself at the barrier immediately and rebounded. "Damn!"

Emily was horrified.

Rick gulped at the condom he was stuck in. He clesred his throat. "If I must die here, then I will. Go, guys. Run. Run, you assholes, and remember me."

Garuda created a second barrier that prevented the others from leaving. "I don't think that would be very fun." Garuda charged a blast and pointed it at Ryuzaki.