Elysium Bound

Subject: Elysium Bound Tue Jan 21, 2014 8:31 pm

Emily was thoroughly dazed. "Did... What...." Emily leaned against a railing and looked shocked. She held her fingers to her temple. "Okay. So. Cyril, the Lord of Heaven and President of Earth has been captured by some unknown assailants who seem to be the most powerful people in the universe. Heaven, a neutral planet, is suddenly embroiled in a war including the Bio-Tuffles, the Seraphim, the Humans, some Vegetians, and those... Cosmic Saiyans? Whatever they were." Emily was listing off things to cope. "And we were just shoved into a satchel and teleported into some ancient TARDIS to go find help from some planet I've never even heard of. Am I missing anything Ryuzaki?"

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Ryuzaki shook his head, "Pretty sure that's it." Ryuzaki dialed in the coordinates. The TARDIS shook and Rick understood. "The boundaries to universe 42A... solidified. We'd have to fly through... a... /the/ Rift, and that would... tear the universe apart," he asked the TARDIS, "Yeah. That. So... we have to... what?" Ryuzaki blinked, "So... Emily," he combed his hair with his fingers, trying to look suave, leaning against the console, to distract himself from realizing that he was actually terrified, "Ever heard of a Giant Space Lion Turtle?"

Subject: Re: Elysium Bound Tue Jan 21, 2014 8:50 pm

Emily stared at him like he was an idiot. "You mean the one on Vegeta? It hasn't moved for ages!"

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Ryuzaki chuckled, "Brilliant, Emily! Vegeta it is!" The TARDIS materialized. He stepped out, "Llooks like a Japanese garden. And the ground is alive. We're here!" He pulled Emily out of the TARDIS and led her up a path to a castle.

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((.just so you know the enemy is at the rift trying to get in as well.))

Subject: Re: Elysium Bound Tue Jan 21, 2014 9:23 pm

Emily followed Ryuzaki, hoping he actually knew what to do. "Do you know what you're doing?"

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Ryuzaki said "Hold on," jumped back in the TARDIS and reappeared. "95% Probablity," he told her. "Oi," he shouted. People surrounded them and Ryuzaki stiffened his back, "I am Hideki Ryuzaki! I met an orange monkeyman named Artik, who died! Abd that is his ship! One he bequethed to me! I am Hideki Ryuzaki, and I am your sensei now! Right? The TARDIS said you followed Artik'a first adopted son, and then him. I need this turtle up and running." The men and women finally bowed to him and a low moaning emanates from the ground. The turtle called Orren began moving, "See, Emily. Before TARDISes, there were tortoises! The Lion-Turtles could travel freely between universes!" A portal materialized and pulsed. They passed through and it closed back.

Subject: Re: Elysium Bound Tue Jan 21, 2014 9:32 pm

Emily was thoroughly impressed. "Can this thing take down battleships?"

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A loud voice rang, "Will it be in the name of peace."

Ryuzaki spoke the floor, "Yes!"

"Absolutely."

Ryuzaki grinned. "Right. Elysium ho! Orren, is it?" The gound grunted, "Right then! Tell Elysium we need to speak to Riza and Sarah!"

The people of Elysium were in for a surprise when a gentle voice spoke to all of them at once, "People of Elysium, we mean you mean you no harm. We require an audience with your king. And the Seraph dignitary."

Subject: Re: Elysium Bound Tue Jan 21, 2014 9:50 pm

Emily was officially mindblown. She had come to Heaven in hopes of excitement and adventure. It seems she had gotten just that and more.

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Ryuzaki shruggedm, "Guess we wait," he mumbled. "So! Emily. How're you holding up?"

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((The voice would not reach Elysium. The only way anything can get to it is through the rift.))

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((But... we're in the right... universe...))

Subject: Re: Elysium Bound Tue Jan 21, 2014 9:57 pm

((Perks of Lion Turtle))
"Um. Pretty good. I guess I got the adventure I've always wanted." Emily twittered anxiously. "Wonder how they're holding up."

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Elysium is not in a universe))

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Rick smiled sadly, "I think they'll come through. But we have to help them. WHICH WE CAN'T DO BECAUSE I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHERE THE GODDAMN PLANET IS, APPARENTLY."

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((There is a gigantic rift in the mide of space surrounded by warships. It isn't hard to find))

Subject: Re: Elysium Bound Tue Jan 21, 2014 10:09 pm

"Um, excuse me Orren, but are we in the right spot?"

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Ryuzaki explained, "I'm err. Trying to take the backroads. Avoid traffic. Roadblocks. Space r"oad... whatever. It looks like the rift to Elysium is blocked by Emperor Fagatine's forces, so... If we get through from this universe... There it is! Look, no traffic!

Subject: Re: Elysium Bound Tue Jan 21, 2014 10:12 pm

"How do you know all this?" Emily shook her head, "Nevermind. Don't question good things."

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((I think I mentioned it before but the rift only appears in our main universe. There is only one))

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Rick pointed at the TARDIS and then his head. "Temporary Psychic Link."

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Orren went back to our universe and shoved the fuck through thevblockade and into the rift. Jesus. "There," Ryuzaki yelled at the sky

Subject: Re: Elysium Bound Tue Jan 21, 2014 10:17 pm

Emily watched Ryuzaki yell at the sky and wondered about this kid.

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The second they entered the rift a blade was at Ryuzaki's throat. "Die!"

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