Rocket Man

Laetus threw Ryuzaki out of his TARDIS and he just managed to land running. "I really need to get a pair of Cyril's wings," he chuckled. "People can't fly!" He smiled and rapped on his parents' door. To his pleasant surprise, he was met not by a gelatinous creature but his actual family.

His mother smiled, "Hello, dear. Shall I put the tea on?"

Ryuzaki nodded, smiling. He was finally home.

Cyril tore through the door cursing. His eyes widened at the site of Ryuzaki's supposed mother. He raised his hands and obliterated Ry's mother.

Ryuzaki screeched in shock. Then he fell over in pain. "ACK. WHAT THE HELL, MAN?!" He began coughing.

"Ry, that wasn't your mother, Ry." Cyril coughed and his speech was slurred. "I didn't just kill your mother, Ry."

Ryuzaki, while feeling sedated, managed to shout, "What the hell, Cyril?! How is that--- why do you keep saying my name, Cyril?"

"Ry, can I just call you Rick? Ry is weird and Ryuzaki is too much. Don't people call Ryuga Ry?" Cyril began rambling and getting off topic. "Someone else is already Ry, Ryuzaki. Can't be helped."

Ryuzaki sighed, "But why are you saying my na--- AHHH." Ryuzaki collapsed. "You can call me L."

He thought, "No, wait. Riza's whorething is named El."

"That's stupid Rick your name is Rick." Cyril stumbled over to the Rick. He helped him up. "Look, Rick. Rick, this isn't home. RICK THIS ISN'T EARTH." Cyril shouted and jumped as if something had just hit him.

Ric... Ryuzaki rolled his eyes, "Why are you.
.. ACK... drunk?'"

"What? No I... I don't drink, Rick. It's this place, Rick. This isn't Earth, Rick!"

Ryuzaki sighed, "Then we'll leave? It's not like we have to blow the planet up to save people who might ever come across this place, Cyril."

"Rick, that's exactly what we have to do. Rick, this place is a planet that invades your mind and makes you think you're home and then it slowly drains all your life force." Cyril looked pale. "We gotta destroy it, Rick. I'm feeling the effects of this place even worse since I'm a more juicy target as it were, Rick."

Ryuzaki sighed, "Alright, Cyril. Try not to get us killed."

"Rick, first thing first, Rick you gotta throw off the planet's influence on you. Break the telepathic link Rick."

Rickyuzaki groaned and waved a pair of scissors in the air, trying to cut the link.

"No, Rick, don't be stupid." Cyril grunted. "See past the illusion, Rick!"

Ryuzaki blinked, "Why haven't you?"

"I'm seeing past the illusion, Rick. You're not." Cyril growled, he was feeling weak and impatient. "Break it's hold over you, Rick." Cyril leaned on the counter for support and then jerked back up with a look of disgust. "Make it snappy, Rick. This place is disgusting."

Ryuzricki blinked three times and shrieked. "WHAT AM I STANDING IN?!"

"A MILD ACID THAT IS CONDUCTIVE TO TELEPATHY. DON'T PAY IT ANY MIND, RICK." Cyril felt the need to shout as well. All the world had suddenly turned to blue-grey, pulsating gump. "RICK, WE GOTTA FIND A BIG PURPLE HOLE IN THE SURFACE OF THE PLANET."

However, this was unneeded, as the planet melted into a spherical glob of raw matter, just as Artik had. Ryuzaki couldn't breath without the atmosphere. He'd only last thirty-one seconds.

Cyril, feeling much better now, grabbed Rick by the shoulders and IT'd them into his ship. "Well."

Ryuaki grabbed a couple lungfuls of breath, freezing cold, "How... How did we...?"

"How did we...?" Cyril prompted. "Get into the spaceship? I used instant transmission to get us here. Destroy that planet? We didn't, it melted into a puddle of matter."