Space: A Traveler's Guide

Space. The final frontier. These are the voyages of- wait. What I'm not allowed to say that? Copyright? Fuck you, corporate.

Anyway, space is a vast void of nothingness in which tremendous balls of gas and fire; huge rocks with molten centers with tiny life forms clinging on for dear life; and life yet unknown burst through the universe at speeds that would rip the skin off your tiny, fragile skeleton. Welcome to life.

There is no ruler of space, silly!