Just cause

zero was chilling out on heaven for no apparent reason, just being 20% cooler than usual. he walked past the palace and noticed a blank wall that looked like it could use some graffiti. zero pulled out a spray bottle and began his work. the end product read, "Are you a five headed dragon, who cares" he left no end punctuation so people wouldn't know if it was a statement or a question. zero continued his walk around the palace and then found himself running around the palace. He really had no idea what he was doing.

Lily appeared and, rather than reprimanding him, explained how the phrase is never a statement and always a question. Because he prefaced it with, 'are'.

Cyril appeared and refrained from smacking Zero. "Look. I was just. Having. Dinner. With my wife. Can I not get a moments rest? Do I have to deal with you and your ilk and a hourly basis? Was it REALLY necessary to graffiti a place sacred to our civilization?"

Kabuto and Kobushi weren't far off from there father. the two had stopped in the market to buy some food. Kobushi was eating spicy fire chips and Kabuto had a vanilla soda. the two walked up to the palace to see that Cyril and some female seraphim were scolding their father. the two walked up behind them, "What did he do this time?"

"Seraph," Lily coughed in a correcting voice for some reason. She glanced at Cyril questioningly, "Having dinner with who...(m?) Are you trying to use your time machine to have a threesome wtih two of me? Cause if I can get with myself, you're out of a partnership, buddy." She stuck her tongue out.

"One is more than enough," Cyril grumbled good naturedly. "But seriously what the hell are you all doing on palace grounds? You can't exactly wander about on the moon without meaning to!"

zero looked at the two Seraphim and put the two together. zero had never seen Lily before and therefore didn't know the two of them were a thing. he wrapped his arm around Cyril's shoulder and began to tease him, " Cyril you dog, I didn't know you had a girl."

Lily glared at the man. "Woman," she hissed. "I am his wife. I am not some girl." She looked at the food the children had. "Geez, Cyril, have you let the Heavenly Food Standards of Heaven Food From Heaven go to hell?"

"That's my wife, Zero," Cyril sighed. Zero comes into his house, graffiti's his palace, disrespects his wife.... "It's part of the cultural exchange between us and other civilizations. Thought what it is doing in the palace is a mystery.

Kabuto and Kobushi looked at each other, "I like this food." Commenting to one another on Lily's remark about the food.

Lily sighed in defeat.

"So, any explanations or do I get to just lock you up for vandalism?"

"Vandolism sounds fun."

Lily wanted to slam her head against something.

"If you enjoy defacing something with millions of years of cultural and historical significance, then yes. Doubly so if you enjoy being hunted down with great prejudice afterwards."

Kabuto and Kobushi looked at each other, "Sounds like a game." They looked back with demonic smiles.

Lily remembered why she wanted Cyril to get that Space Vasectomy.

"Maybe for me," Cyril grunted. He was suddenly furious with Zero for a very specific reason involving Spanish menus. "GET OFF MY LAWN YOU DAMN KIDS!" Cyril physically removed them from the premises.

Zero assured Cyril the spanish menu's will be alright. Zero snuck back onto the premises. "wait..."

((Bump))

((Remember what we said about that Zero))

((Cyril is very much dead, so. We can either put this off until tomorrow or we can just skip me))

((Just put it off))

((I'll go ahead and post one last time))

Lily coughed.

"What?"