Zero landed on Heaven, the once proud earth moon, now made into a planet of hippies. Zero had come here for one reason, well actual seven reasons, the dragon balls. Zero walked around the planet and then found the highest point he could. Zero stood on top of a building and tapped the dragon radar. These dragon balls were harder to find since the upgrade only gave you there direction and how close you were not there actual location. Zero flew in the direction that first appeared on the radar and sped in the direction of north. As zero flew he saw that two blips were now on the screen, “odd, it only showed the one just a minute ago.” Zero thought nothing of it and flew in the direction of, now since there was two blips north east. Zero found both the balls and when he reached down to pick them up felt something crawl up his arm. The thing that crawled up his arm was a dirty sock and not some deadly animal that is unless you count the smell of the thing. Zero picked up both balls and placed them in his bag.
Zero walked along a path in the forest as he followed the blipping sound of the dragon radar telling him which direction the next dragon ball was in. zero walked along keeping his pace as quickly as he could, zero didn’t want to spend too much time in this forest. Zero continued to walk until the dragon radar told him he had to leave the comfort of the trail and venture on his own into the thick wilds of the forest. Who knew what could be lurking in these woods, a bear, wolves, demons, monkeys, actually monkeys wouldn’t be that bad of a sight there very playful creatures unless they have a human body. Zero continued to walk until the dragon radar led him straight into a tree. Zero looked up and saw that the dragon balls were smuggled into a large birds nest. Zero climbed the tree and made his way to the branch the dragon balls was on. Once up there zero reached out and grabbed the dragon ball, then a large bird almost twice the size of the nest awoke to find that its dragon balls were being stolen. Zero dropped to the bottom of the tree and ran for his life. The bird was persistent and followed zero all the way back to the trail. Once where he could take a breather zero raised one hand and shot a beam of pure Ki energy at the ferocious bird. The bird evaded the attack floated in the air for a second and then decided the balls weren’t worth the trouble of dying for. “If only it knew what it was good for?” Zero muttered to himself as he continued along the path.
Zero found himself in a hot spring. Zero walked over threw the bushes only to find that there was a bunch of hippie seraphim in the hot springs. They were smoking and drinking, they were even having wing contest. Who’s was bigger, prettier you name it. Zero walked over and heard someone called to him, “Hey friend there’s no clothes in the hot spring.”
“I’m not wearing clothes.” Zero replied.
“Oh, carry on.” Zero laughed at the hippie Seraphim, probably too drunk to see stupid idiot. Zero bent down and reached his hand into the water when he felt something, “Do you mind?” a woman said. Zero had apparently grabbed the woman’s leg. Zero instantly released and then saw the actual ball. Zero grabbed it and surprisingly enough there was two more balls in the area and zero flew over behind the bushes were he found the next two dragon balls. Zero stuffed all three into his pouch and flew up into the air. Zero hated this place and wanted nothing but to get the heck out of here, thankfully he had found all seven dragon balls and was on his way to summon the dragon of the moon. He thought for a moment and remembered it was Billy Sheers. Zero was looking forward to this.
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