Quest Name: Missing Magazines!
Quest Description: Master Roshi has lost three of his pornographic magazines! Find them and he promises to train you, whether you're good or evil.
Quest Requirements: 0 PL; 300 words
Quest Rewards: +250 PL; 125 z
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Tyrion looked under a table in Mater Roshi's house. Annoyed, he looked around the house a little more. He sighed. "Why do I have to find those 'special' magazines?" He asked himself. Looking around a bit more, he started to reassure himself. "Well, at least he'll train me when I find them...ah!" He yelled, picking one of the magazines up. Sighing as he realized it wasn't one of the ones Master Roshi lost, Tyrion put the magazine back down. He ran outside, and observed the view of the ocean making waves, and the palm trees on Master Roshi's island. Hmm...where should I look next...? He thought to himself, drinking in the scenery. He started to dig through the sand. Maybe Master Roshi is trying to trick me. He thought to himself, thinking that Master Roshi actually hid the magazines instead of lost them. Nope, not here. And I doubt I'm gonna have the patience to dig through this whole island-wait, what's that drifting in the water over there? He thought to himself, running to the shore. He snatched the wet magazine out of the water. "HAH HAH! I FOUND ONE!" He yelled. How the magazine ended up there, he didn't know, but he didn't care. He ran and left it on the table, starting to search for the next one.
Tyrion, now powered with a boost of self-esteem, ran around the island frantically, looking for the other two magazines. He splashed through water, dug through sand, even flipped over tables. But no. Nothing. Tyrion looked around, moving his head in different directions frantically. He ran back into the house and looked at the magazines on the tv. He dug thriough them, looked in the book-case, and pulled out a few drawers. Starting to retrace his steps, Tyrion went back outside and looked where he had before. Under the table, in the sand, at the shore, in the bushes...AHAH! He yelled to himself in his mind, finding another magazine in one of the bushes. He scratched his head. How did I not see this before? Eh, whatever. He thought to himself, getting ready to search for the third and final magazine.
Tyrion ran back outside, looking around. his time, he thought quick. Think outside of the box....THAT PALM TREE! He thought, running and climbing up it. He reached and got the magazine. "YES!" He yelled, running to Master Yoshi. "NOW YOU MUST TEACH ME!" He yelled.
THE END