Losing

Artik slammed his head against a tree. "ARGH." He sensed it when he woke up. Cyril has power than him. 'NO! I AM THE TEACHER.' His scouter rang. "Hello?"

"Yeah... Hey, buddy."

"Who is this?"

"Shh. You know *hic* who I ish."

"No." He sighed and hung up. He turned to Rick Astley, "damn Cyrill."

"Which one?"

"The evil one."

"Oh." Rick patted the Orange One's shoulder.

A gravelly voice called out from the darkness around their campsite. "Arrrttttiiiiik."

"Who's there?"

"Don't be rude," another voice came, this time strained and aggravated.

Artik blinked, "Nappa? Vegeta? Wait, aren't you two on Majin Mountain?"

"Nope," Nappa said, stepping into the light. "Keitaro killed us and threw us into this dimension."

Vegeta sighed. 'Wait,' Artik thought. "Hey Vegeta. Come with me."

He nodded and flew after Artik. They landed about a mile away. "What is this about, Orange Man?"
Artik sighed. "I'm the King of Saiyans."
After screaming, Vegeta asked, "and?"

"Well, I've got less power than this other guy." He put his head in hands, "and now, Makoto's back. I felt it."

The Prince shook his head. "I see. Try going Super?"

"Can't, man. A douche took my power."

The Ghost of Vegeta growled. "Kill him?"

"He's my friend!"

Vegeta spat in disgust. "WHERE IS YOUR SAIYAN PRIDE?!"

Artik growled and pulled out a vacuum cleaner and sucked the ghost into it forever. Artik decided to let Napppa go. "No help at all."

Artik sighed again and starting punching trees. It was pretty dope. Then he lifted rocks. And lastly, he saved the day. How?

Artik was strolling in the starlight when A MOTHER[EFF!]ING DRAGON was attacking a caravan of travellers. Artik leapted into action and grabbed it by it's tail and flung it into a mountain. Artik cried out in pain. His hands were bleeding in pain. 'Damn spikes.'

The Caravan Owner turned around and said, "Thank you, kind... stranger...?" He was gone.

Artik went to a local tavern and met a drunken lizard man. "Hey, Orangie. Wanna brawl?"

He smiled savagely and threw the man into wall, knocking over the tavern. "Yes." And fled the scene. He found a cave full of bandits. 'THEY RAPE CHILDREN. THAT'S CHAZ'S JOB.' He leveled the cage with a ki blast.

+300 PL
+150 Z