Zero landed in a small field that was over populated with frogs. Zero pulled out the dragon radar, which was now upgraded so that it would find and locate the dragon balls faster. Zero walked through the field of frogs. One of them stood on its hind legs and stared at zero. Zero paid no attention and walked off. The frog was determined to get zero’s attention, and followed. Zero climbed to the top of a large rock formation where he looked out into the sunrise, he had gotten on Namek just in time. Since zero arrived at sunrise that would mean he had all day to search for the dragon balls. The frog climbed to the top of the formation as well. Zero clicked the dragon radar and instantly picked up on every single dragon ball on the planet. Zero saw that the one closest to him was about two hundred kilometers to the east. Zero jumped off the rock formation and flew in the east direction. The frog was knocked off the formation by the wind generated by zero as he flew away. The frog fell down and became unconscious.
As zero flew towards the first dragon ball he noticed that towns were starting to appear here and there. Zero flew down and landed in the middle of a small town. The dragon ball was somewhere in this town. Zero walked towards the signal and found his self at a shrine for the dragon of the Namekians dragon balls. Zero walked closer and read the description, “this shrine is here by dedicated to the dragon that inhabits the Namekians dragon balls. May he grant the wishes of those who are worthy? And not those of evil like the man named Freeza wanted so long ago.” Zero look at the statue and saw the statue was carved into the shape of the dragon itself. And in one hand sat the four star dragon ball. Zero reached out and grabbed the ball. As zero grabbed the ball and put it into his bag zero saw that the villagers had started to gather around. “So you seek the dragon balls of Namek do you?” Zero shook his head, “well good luck.” Zero waved goodbye and flew to the next ball.
Zero clicked the dragon radar and saw that two balls were fairly close together. Zero speeded in the direction of the balls. When zero arrived at his destination he saw that he had arrived at a tournament style arena. Zero flew above the coliseum and saw the champion holding two dragon balls. Zero swooped in and confronted the man, “hello sir my name is Zero and I require those dragon balls.” The man was mute so he simply pointed at a sign that read. “The winner of the coliseum shall be the victor and therefore go home with the prize. Zero wrote his name on the list and took a fighting stance, “well, come on then, I’m on the list as well and you haven’t defeated me yet.” The man gave the dragon balls back to the referee and swung his left hook at zero. Zero quickly dodged the attack and kicked the man in his ribs. The man fell down instantly and was out cold. Zero took the dragon balls and stuffed them in his pouch, “thanks.” Zero flew off.
The frog that was left back at the rock formation came to and looked around for zero, “croak.” The frog jumped to the top of the formation of rocks and tried to sense zero’s power. The frog stood on his hind legs and stared into the distance. The frog noticed that zero was a very powerful changeling. The frog had then located zero and hopped down from the formation and hopped along a familiar path in which lead to the next town zero would be heading. The frog hopped along the path and saw that his wife and children were waving at him and wishing him farewell. Hey who says true love and happiness is only for humans and humanlike creatures. The frog made it to be zero had found the first ball and saw that the statue in which usually held the ball was now empty. The frog was hot on zero’s tail. He then made it to the coliseum where a janitor was cleaning up and sweeping a half dead Namekian into the pile of trash, not even noticing that he was a real person. That janitor must be blind. The frog could sense zero and hopped along.
Now while the frog was hot on zero’s trail zero had made his way to a cave on the side of a mountain. Zero landed inside the cave and saw that it was very dark. Zero created a ball of Ki to help light the way. Zero walked along the cave and as he did he started to see carcasses here and there, lying on the floor. Zero noticed that the farther in he went the more the meat that was left on the bones was fresher. Zero eventually came to a small edge were the path ended and saw the drop was pretty far down. Zero shot the ball of Ki outwards and enlarged it so it lighted the home room. When the room was brighter zero could see that the next dragon ball was resting atop a large spike like rock. (As the camera pans outward we our hero can now see that there is a large snake like creature wrapped around the stone) “Holy shit.” (Zero Said) “Ok that’s enough with the narration.” (Sorry) zero flew as quietly as he could towards the ball. Zero was half way there when he felt the urge to sneeze, “ah, ahh, aahhh…” (Really, he had to sneeze.) “I SAID ENOUGH WITH THE GOSH DARN NARRATION, DON’T YOU MAKE COME UP THERE AND KICK YOUR ASS) as zero screamed at the narrator the giant snake awoke from its slumber. “Damn.” Zero flew over and grabbed the dragon ball. The snake now crawled up the large spike and when it got to the top showed it’s ugly fangs at zero, “ yikes you now you could use a trip to the dentist.” Zero pointed out. The snake calmed down and looked ashamed of his teeth, “aww its ok big guy I don’t brush my teeth ether.” Zero showed the giant snake his teeth and the snake fainted with horror. “Well, I never.” Zero said in a polite offended manor. Zero flew out of the cave and on to the next dragon ball.
The frog was now outside the cave at the bottom of the cliff. The frog being an amphibian and all scaled the cliff and made it all the way to the top. The frog hopped along and saw dead carcasses everywhere. As the frog entered the chamber, which zero had just left, the frog saw a gigantic snake passed out on the floor. He could still see because zero forgot to take away the Ki ball that was illuminating the room. Somewhere zero remembered the Ki ball and snapped his fingers. The cave suddenly went dark and the frog stumbled over the edge of the cave that lead to the layer of the gigantically, hugely, large snake. As the frog fell he found himself on top of the snake. The snake woke up and hissed at the frog. Outside the cave, the frog ran on his hind legs and, now running on air, kept on running. The frog realized this was not possible and fell to the ground. The frog gathered his barring’s and started on zero’s trail again.
Zero followed the dragon radar a saw that the next ball was about three feet below him. However that was strange because all that was below him was the ocean and surprisingly a frog. Yes the frog had managed to catch up to zero and jumped on his leg while he wasn’t looking. If he remembers right, zero stopped at a restaurant that served frog legs, “hey buddy if this is about the restaurant I didn’t eat any frog legs, I don’t like them.” This had nothing to do with frog legs and what was so wrong with them, was the frogs legs not good enough for him. Anyway, the frog jumped on to zero’s face where he proceeded to screech at zero. The high pitch screaming knocked zero unconscious. When zero awoke he found himself strapped to a pole in the middle of nowhere. The frog was standing next to a small fire reading from a book titled, “spells and incantations for frogs who want to be human.” Zero realized that the frog must want zero’s body. “Hey there mister frog I don’t know what you heard but my life isn’t all that great.” The frog ignored zero and continued reading. That didn’t deter him from his incantation at all, zero thought to himself, “hey mister frog, you don’t want to do this, do you? I mean surely you have a good life here and everything.” The frog stopped and showed zero a picture of a man wiping out most of the frog’s population, the man bared a faint resemblance to ryuzaki. “Oh I get it, that man wiped out most of the frogs here on Namek is that it?” the frog shook his head, “well you don’t want my body if you’re planning on using it to beat that guy up.” The frog looked confused, “yea I lose to someone who looks just like that guy all the time,” you know zero never really said out loud before but he really does kind of suck, “yea and if you try to use my body you’ll have the same problem I do.” The frog realized that this guy actually did look kind of week and let zero go. When zero was on his feet he kicked the frog and he went flying. “That’s for letting me go, you know when someone says there week you are supposed to say ‘oh no your plenty strong’.” Zero walked away and continued his search.
Zero walked along and found the pond or ocean whatever it was and reached down and found the pond in which the dragon ball was located. Zero reached down and grabbed the ball. However, the ball was stuck, something was holding it down. Zero dove under the water and used a small ball of Ki to light the dark murky water. Zero saw that nothing was holding the ball down it was just stuck in a patch of mud that had hardened over the years into a coral reef. Zero pulled as hard as he could and then realized that it wasn’t a coral reef it was something’s dorsal fin. The giant creature slithered along the bottom of the pond or ocean and snapped at zero. Zero quickly dodged the attack, then swam around as fast as he could around the monster of the black lagoon creating a wurlpool and caused the sea serpent to go flying into the air. Zero followed the creature and could now see it more clearly. The ball was encased in the creature’s exoskeleton that had formed around the ball for years. As the creature was suspended in midair zero used a beam of Ki to cut the ball loose. Zero grabbed the ball and went on his way. Oh yeah, the monster fell on the beach and died seeing as how it can’t live without water. “Excuse me sir, but were with PETA and you can’t do that.” Fine, zero actually helped the monster back into the water where it didn’t die. “Thank you sir, here is your fine for almost writing about a creature that you didn’t save.” Zero took the ticket. “Damn animal rights groups. Zero left the beach and went on his way.
The dragon radar was showing that the last two dragon balls were about twenty yards that away, that’s the way the dragon radar said it. “Where is ‘that away’ I mean there’s North, South, East, and west.” The dragon radar updated the map and the compass now had an arrow that pointed that away. “whatever.” Zero walked, that away, and about fifteen minutes later zero saw two dragon balls lying on the ground and went to reach for one when the frog came up and grabbed hem. Where did the frog come from last time we saw him he was flying through the air. The frog had found a voice translator and began to speak. “Hello, my name if Freddy, Freddy the frog. I am going to use these dragon balls to make myself the most powerful amphibian in the universe and take my revenge alone the man that wiped out so many of my kind. Now, hand over the dragon balls.” Zero laughed and started rolling over. The frog became frustrated and screamed at zero again. This time however, zero was wearing protective ear plugs. The frog was surprised and screamed again, and again, and again, and again. Eventually zero got tired of hearing the frog scream and kicked him away again. Zero grabbed the dragon balls and stuffed them into his pouch. Zero flew away.
The frog landed back at the slave-I, the frog’s family greeted him with open arms but when he told them he had failed in his mission his family kicked him to the curb. Zero walked over to the slave-I and saw the frog sitting there crying. “Hey little guy what’s wrong? Did I kick you to hard.” The frog shook his head and pointed to his ex-family. “Oh, I see you got divorced by your wife because you couldn’t get the dragon balls is that it?” the frog nodded. “Well, tell you what, I don’t give a crap.” Zero kicked the frog and he went flying. This time he landed in the cave with the giant snake. However, it doesn’t end like you think it does. The frog and the snake lived happily and got married in a September wedding. Zero could not attend because it was September and the wedding was today and he was very busy today. Zero did hear that the frogs ex showed up and crashed the wedding though. Supposedly wedding’s between frogs and snakes were not allowed. Zero couldn’t allow that though, everyone should be able to marry who they want. Zero kicked away the ex and smiled at the snake. The snake fainted again, infect the whole church fainted. “Well, I never.” Zero said again in a polite offended manor. Zero walked aboard the slave-I and flew to some random location on Namek. And the frog and snake lived happily ever after.
Word count: 2461
(This was for all the Namekian dragon balls)