ZERO REPLY TO THIS

Rick began spitting all overZero's throne room.

Zero appeared out of no where like a dark over hanging cloud behind ryuzaki, "what the fuck do you think your doing?" Zero grabbed ryuzaki and threw him against the wall. Then against the floor, "I will ask you again what are you doing?"

Rick managed to pull out a box of Cracker Jacks.

Zero released his grip on ryuzaki and grabbed the box with his tail. Zero opened the box and proceeded to devour the crack jacks. Threw the food still in his mouth he managed to say, "so, again what are you doing here?"

Rick shrugged. "Bored."

"well, you gave me cracker jacks so we're good on the hole spitting on my throne. I know, there's this thing I have been wanting to do, its called fusion. Would you like to try it with me?" Zero finished off the box.

Rick shrugged again, "Sure. What do we gotta do?"

"fallow me." Zero and ryuzaki walked to the palace library. "wait here in the lobby." Zero walked up the flight of stairs and walked to the third floor.

Rick began spitting on books and shit.

Zero came back down the stairs, "stop that." Zero slapped ryuzaki, "now this is the scroll that tells us how to preform the technique."

Rick found a bed and tucked himself in, "Read me a bedtime stiry!"

Zero sighed, "this story is called, stage one fusion. Step-1: there must be two beings present in order to perform this technique."

Rick yawned, "More."

Zero continued, "step-2: once you have assembled together in the same place, perform the dance moves shown." Zero showed the pictures to Rick, zero started calling ryuzaki Rick cause it was to much trouble to call him ryuzaki.

Ryuzaki resented that

Zero hoped he wouldn't resent that, "alright, time to get up." Zero flipped over the bed and picked up Rick. Zero threw him over his shoulder and carried him to the palace Court yard. Zero threw down Rick, "alright are you ready to dance?"

Rick answered grogilly, "Buy a bloke a drink first."

Zero laughed, "no time friend," zero pulled Rick to his feet, "now are you ready?"

Rick muttered something about luvrication, before passing out.

Zero splashed water on rick to wake him up.

Rick drowned..

END.

Kidding.

Rick froze. BECAUSE THE PLANET IS A BALL OF FUCKING ICE.

Zero built a smash fire to warm up Rick, "hey you know with this fire and the dance it will kind of be like one of those movies were the actors dance around the fire." Zero laughed.

Rick blinked. "Nope. Didn't understand a word of that."

Zero stood up, "Alright then, are you ready to try the technique now?" Zero grabbed Rick and pulled him to his feet.

Rick already knew it. "FUUUU...." He started the dance.