Uberian Rhapsody

Artik was playing triple-solitaire when the TARDIS landed. He stepped out to see where they were. He poked his head back in, "Welcome, amici, to Uberia!" he said, rather excited.

Rick had been, but was excited to see what new things Artik would show them all.

Emily walked out of the TARDIS a bit disappointed.

Cyril followed suit, "So what are we going to see here Artik?"

Zero jumped out of the TARDIS and gasped, "Jesus Christ, that thing is bigger on the inside than it looks on the outside."

Makoto had another slushie.

Artik looked at Zero, "That's new."

Rick shook his head at Artik, "Nope. John Lennon and Yoko Ono said that."

Artik was taken aback, "You... took them in my TARDIS?"

Rick sneered, "Oi!" he shouted defensively, "You left the universe! S'mine, now!"

Artik banged his palm into the console and put his weight on it, "I didn't leave this universe! I left this parallel! It's all just a different side of the same coin!" He muttered, "Albeit a coin with with inifite amount of sides."

Cyril watched the two man children bicker of their favorite toy.

Emily took Cyril's milkshake that he had suddenly acquired.

Zero found his own milkshake, it was a mixture of red velvet cake, vanilla, and chocolate. Delicious.

Makoto tookZero's milkshake.

Artik took Makoto's milkshake. And his girlfriend. And his planet. And his people. And his life.

Cyril mentally doubled over in laughter. But not really because what Artik said he didn't say aloud, so Cyril wouldn't have actually heard it.

Emily, however, laughed out loud because everything was being stolen.

Zero went behind a bush, he had to use the little changeling's bush.

Makoto still has a wife. And children...and his children don't die from a backhand. Makoto I doing pretty ok. Artik will die soon enough anyway.

Also semis

Artik has Emily to snog in the bushes.

Wait. That hasn't happened yet.

Also, Cyril's depressing wife backstories.

Emily felt like bitchslapping Artik.

Cyril felt like being depressed about his dead wife. "So, are we gonna move on or what?"

Zero walked out from behind the bushes, "yea, were are we going?" Zero hoped it was a candy store.

Makoto looked at Zero. " shouldn't you be dead?"

Artik threw the Time Anomaly Zero into the TooForbidenToDetail part of the TARDIS. "Mirajane'll keep you company!"

Rick pointed his umbrella outwards and walked out of the TARDIS, "Allons-y!"

Artik grumbled, "Only I can say that... Fucking invented French."

Cyril followed whoever was leading them to where they were going.

Emily followed Cyril, whom she assumed knew where he was going.

Makoto ignored Artik. He learned long ago that Artik was in insane asylum escapee who thinks he did all these things that are by true because if he do it would be stupid.

Rick sighed and let Artik take over.

Artik snatched the umbrella. "Umbrellas are cool," he said. He wondered for a bit, "You know, Uberia has the best pizza shop. The restaurant's underground! It's really nifty!" He instinctively pulled Rick out of the street--- the hyperrush hour was literally killer. Right on cue, thousands of blurs sped past.

Emily pulled Cyril out of the way. Cyril had been admiring the skyscrapers. "I love underground buildings!" Cyril said excitedly.

"I AM THE ETERNAL..." He looked around, "Oh, Goddammit. Wrong planet." And vanished.

Makoto looked at Artik. "I honestly wonder if you even know what originality means."

Artik did a perfect imitation of a certain robot skeleton, "The hell, man?"

Rick kicked a stable door that randomly appeared open.