Retcon of Duty

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Artik was strolling along a desert path when he came upon a camel. He fucked the camel. Then, he fed it his dick. Later, he masturbated with some camel-spit. "Why the fuck am I infected with AIDS," he asked aloud. He beat his camel off in search of a good time.

Cyril landed on top of a midget, by accident of course. He beat the midget up and then jerked him off. “I’m so sorry.” Cyril said hurriedly. “I meant to slam that.” The midget shrugged and brushed it off. “It’s fine.” The midget said. Cyril then went about his day.

Ryuzaki was flying around Namek when he contracted crabs. He then lubed the crabs and orally fucked them. It was really satisfying. "I really need some milk to drink." He sighed and searched for a pregnant lady. He found one and filled his stomach full of milk. Yay.

Emily was walking around the corner in a big city and found a hole. It was a pretty deep hole. It fascinated Emily that such a hole was in the middle of such a big city. Emily stuck her entire leg down the hole. She almost fell entirely into the hole. Weird.