A New King Rises

Zero landed in the slave-I outside the palace gates.

Cyril awaited him impatiently. He had been invited to coronate the new king of Glacian to promote peace between the worlds.

The TARDIS wheezed into existance and Rick jumped out with a bag of popcorn. The TARDIS landed on top of the Slave I.

Zero flicked off ryuzaki for landing on the slave-I. Zero turned to Cyril, "so how is this suppose to work?"

Cyril sighed inwardly. He had no idea why this young fool was being crowned king. "Just kneel." Cyril said.

"AND SUCK MAAAAAAHHHH DYYYYYYCCCCCCK," Rick yelled.

Zero rolled his eyes. Zero kneeled down in front of Cyril.

Cyril's silver pike appeared in his hand. "With the unfortunate death of King Coldplay, are you ready to take the mantle of King of Glacian, Zero?

"Mantle, yo," Rick echoed, theb, "PENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENIS."

"I will lead this plant into a glorious future, so yes, I am ready."zero said with the plant's future in his best interest.

Cyril nodded sagely. "And do you promise to uphold all this glorious planet's laws and customs?" Cyril added in an aside where no one would hear. "And accept the unquestionable reign of Heaven?"

Rick pointed at his crotch to emphasize Cyril's point.

Zero nodded his head, "I promise."

"Good. You and all your people are now under my control." Cyril laughed.

Ryuzaki pointed at Cyril's crotch this time.

Zero was totally confused.

Cyril shook his head disappointedly. "How disappointing. You'll need to be more alert as a King. I hearby crown you king of Glacian and renounce Glacian from the great Seraph Empire."

Rick changed his name to Rock for the remainder of the topic.

"What ever." Zero walked into the palace and sat in the throne. His father before him sat here and now he too sat in the throne of Galacian.

END
Zero is now King of Glacian, however inept he may be. Winky face.