Nutopian National Anthem

Late Late Night Douche Posts : 1987 Join date : 2013-12-08

Rick TARDISed right into the office of the realtor. He sat in the chair and threw his feet on the desk, crossing his legs.

First Year ("Firstie") Posts : 14 Join date : 2013-08-02

"Hi. Get your damn feet off my desk." The Real Estate Officer grunted.

Late Late Night Douche Posts : 1987 Join date : 2013-12-08

Rick put his feet down. "I want the moon. Earth's moon."

First Year ("Firstie") Posts : 14 Join date : 2013-08-02

"They're pretty attached to it." The Official muttered. "Probably a million zenni, not including any furnishings or taxes or what not."

Late Late Night Douche Posts : 1987 Join date : 2013-12-08

Rick sighed, throwing all his money at the officer, "What sort-of celestial body can I buy for that?"

First Year ("Firstie") Posts : 14 Join date : 2013-08-02

Jeremy pawed through the money. "Well. I can get you a compound on any given planet. Like a really nice one." He sighed. "I suppose I can get you a nice compound in space as well. Maybe a minor moon on some random planet. I hear Uranus is nice." Jeremy said this with a straight face.

Late Late Night Douche Posts : 1987 Join date : 2013-12-08

Rick blinked, "Err. What if, Jezza, what if I spent a bit of time setting it up?"

((500 or so words))

Time Lord Posts : 6724 Join date : 2013-07-28

Makoto teleported in an gave him a million zenni for the moon ten disappeared.

((I'm serious))

First Year ("Firstie") Posts : 14 Join date : 2013-08-02

Jeremy took the one million. "You now own the moon for the veritable sum of one million zenni. Would you like any actual buildings on it?"

Late Late Night Douche Posts : 1987 Join date : 2013-12-08

Rick blinked several times, thanked Makoto, shook his head, "Nah. I'll manage."

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Jeremy nodded. "Alright. I'll strike the deal with Cyril then. Enjoy your desolate moon."

Late Late Night Douche Posts : 1987 Join date : 2013-12-08

Rick cleared his throat, "Just SO WE'RE CLEAR. I'm buying it to be the ruler of a nation."

First Year ("Firstie") Posts : 14 Join date : 2013-08-02

"You're at the wrong shop then. I don't actually think we have a system for that." Jeremy rubbed his head. "Er.... um.... Jesus I don't know. This is beyond my pay grade man. I can give you the moon, but rights for an entire nation on it, I don't know."

Late Late Night Douche Posts : 1987 Join date : 2013-12-08

Rick leaned in close, "I have seventy-two cases of penis enlargers. Maybe I let you have them..."

Time Lord Posts : 6724 Join date : 2013-07-28

Makoto walked in. "Actually I took those. Ryuga needed them."

First Year ("Firstie") Posts : 14 Join date : 2013-08-02

"Okay, first I'm in the middle of a sex change so no. Second, I'll go talk to my manager and see what's up." Jeremy/Jessie walked into the back and came back out after some shouting.
"Alright look, the best I can offer you is ten million. And you can only buy one nation per person."

Time Lord Posts : 6724 Join date : 2013-07-28

Makoto looked at him. "I'll buy it for ten mil."

Late Late Night Douche Posts : 1987 Join date : 2013-12-08

Ryuzaki blinked, gave Makoto his money back, had a better idea, and TARDISed out.

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